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A Lamentation for a Bird

21 Apr

NPR recently announced it would no longer post new content to Twitter. WBUR, on of my local NPR affiliates recently followed the same path. I understand, in part. Without climbing on a soapbox and ranting on with the particulars of the demise of my favorite social media platform, I’ll simply say that since its sale to Elon Musk, it is a (dark) shadow of its former self. And it makes me very sad.

My Twitter profile tells me that I joined the platform in 2009. That was back when people scoffed at it, claiming it was nothing more than a place where people shared pictures of kittens. I vividly remember a researcher at my institution say, in response to a presentation that I’d given on the role of social media and science, that Twitter represented nothing more than a bunch of people with too much time on their hands, posting pictures of baby animals and stupid cat memes. It was no place for anything substantive, certainly not science.

He was wrong then and wrong now – well, the now of just a few months ago. Twitter was a vital source for legitimate news, a way for people to discuss and connect. Through #medlibs (an interest group of medical and health sciences librarians on Twitter), I met colleagues, made friends, learned about new resources, had great discussions about issues in our field. The monthly get-togethers unknowingly prepared us for virtual happy hours and Zoom meetings that would become the norm of 2020 and beyond. It was novel – and fun – to connect virtually then.

What made me most sad about the announcement from NPR is that Twitter was the one social media platform that gave one the chance to actually reach a reporter, the host of a show, without any walls. If Scott Simon caught something I tweeted to him about a story he covered, he could tweet back. Ari Shapiro tweeted back to me when I swooned over Stevie Nicks saying to him at the end of their interview, “Bye, bye, honey.” He was swooning, too.

Twitter was a way to let writers know that you appreciated their work, it gave you a means to ask them questions directly, it made it possible to reach people you’d never been able to connect with so easily before. It allowed users to follow musicians, artists, actors as they shared real aspects of their lives – picking up kids from school, making lunches, binge-watching Netflix. For me, Twitter made the people that I admired from afar, real. Not really real, of course. Following someone on Twitter isn’t the same as knowing someone, but it offered a better sense of understanding of those folks.

I met Matt Shipman (@shiplives) on Twitter. Matt’s a science writer and media person for NC State University. Over Twitter, we discovered that we’d grown up in the same small-ish town of Petersburg, VA, spending many hours at the same branch library in the same neighborhood.

I met Tom Garrett (@TheAxisOfEgo) on Twitter. Tom and I are on different sides of many things politically, but we had some good discussions – civil discussions – arguments that weren’t heated, but ones that allowed us to share our differing opinions. We didn’t yell or swear or call one another names. We didn’t have to agree (though we DID almost always agree on the doom and gloom of the Washington Football Team).

I met countless others like Matt and Tom, people who shared funny stories, raised serious issues, opened themselves up for debate. People organized over Twitter, shared conference proceedings over Twitter, practically overthrew governments on Twitter (I speak of Arab Spring, NOT January 6).

One night back in 2011, I was watching “Jeopardy!” and following along with something on Twitter. Rosanne Cash posted something funny and I simply tweeted back a reply as if I was sitting in the room with her. And she answered me. Then I answered. Then she answered. And for a couple minutes, we had a brief little chat. Me and Rosanne Cash! Then Roseanne, an early Twitter celebrity, started following me. And we tweet-chatted every now and then. And since that night, I’ve met Rosanne, backstage and on-stage and walking down the streets of Brattleboro, VT together. She recorded a blurb for my radio show that makes me smile every single time that I play it. Twitter made that happen.

And I met Amy Dickinson on Twitter. Amy and I became friends, thanks to Twitter. Amy’s given me advice, as a friend, not via her syndicated column. We met in person at the small public library in Lenox, MA one summer when she was giving a book talk and she introduced me as her first friend of Twitter. Amy invited me to sit with some of her family at a taping of “Wait, Wait … Don’t Tell Me” in Providence, RI. She sends me Christmas cards. I write letters to her home address. Amy Dickinson agreed to be a keynote speaker at an annual meeting of NAHSL one year. She made me shine as the program chair that time, for sure. I’ll never forget it. Twitter made that happen.

When Jack Dorsey led the fledgling Twitter, I remember his claim that it was a simple way to bring people together. It did that. For a while. I’ve not left it yet (these blog posts still get shared there), but I also don’t keep it open daily as I once did. The things trending are of little to no interest, the tone has changed, and now legitimate news sources are leaving. I do subscribe to The NY Times and the Washington Post, and I listen to NPR almost daily. But I trusted their posts on Twitter to keep me up-to-speed during the day. When I couldn’t read the paper or listen to the radio, I could pop over to my Twitter feed and catch a quick glimpse of what was happening in the world. With those sources gone, I fear the void left behind and the frightening vacuum that will fill it.

A man bought Twitter for a joke. And he’s turned it into just that.

Makes me sad.

Words of Wisdom from Martha Stewart

1 Mar

Until yesterday at around 1:00 in the afternoon, I absolutely could not stand Martha Stewart. I couldn’t stand her shows, her magazine, her attempts to assimilate the entire world into her WASPY image. I couldn’t stand how she decorated with pine cones and woven baskets, and mostly, I couldn’t stand how she’d become a gazillionaire out of such triteness. BUT THEN, I heard her play “Not My Job” with Peter Sagal on NPR’s “Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me!” As I listened to the podcast during my lunchtime walk, I laughed out loud AND I took note of one excellent piece of advice for every librarian out there. So as much as it absolutely pains me to do so, I’m going to say it – we librarians need to emulate Martha Stewart. Here’s why (transcript from the show, after MS has described for the audience how to easily get the seeds out of a pomegranate):

SAGAL: I want you to imagine that you’ve been invited by a friend, a close friend, somebody you’re very easy and casual with, over to dinner, and they take out a pomegranate and they start removing the seeds incorrectly. Could you…

STEWART: No, no, there are many ways to take the seeds out of a pomegranate.

SAGAL: All right.

STEWART: This is by far the quickest, fastest, most practical and neatest way to do it.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Let’s say that they are removing the seeds in a non-optimum way.

STEWART: Right.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Could you, Martha Stewart, in that situation which I have described, stop yourself from telling them how to do it better?

STEWART: No.

SAGAL: You couldn’t do it.

(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)

STEWART: It would be hard. It would be hard.

SAGAL: You just don’t have that gear. You can’t just stop and go…

STEWART: No, but it’s fun. And they will love me forever…

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: Because I have solved a problem, a lifelong problem of how to get the (bleep) oh, excuse me.

(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)

STEWART: The seeds out of a pomegranate.

Thus, the key to Martha Stewart’s success, and ultimately the success of all librarians who will follow her, is…

KEY

 

I still may not be the biggest fan she will ever have, but when someone teaches me a lesson and makes me laugh at the same time, I’m willing to re-think my position on them just a little. And if you need a good laugh, not to mention tips on pomegranates and garlic cloves, you can listen to the entire interview here.